
| Population | 3.762 billion |
| Capital | Virelia |
| Leader | Andrew Philips |
| Currency | Caperdian Dollars |
| Animal | Falcon |
The Free Republic of Caperdia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Philips with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.762 billion Caperdians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virelia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Caperdian economy, worth 906 trillion Caperdian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 241,053 Caperdian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. Caperdia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Caperdia is ranked 7,164th in the world and 16th in Canada for Highest Average Incomes, with 241,053.99 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, Andrew Philips's Twitcher account is typically used to share Falcon memes rather than government policy.
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Caperdia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in
Caperdia, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.









































































