The Most Serene Republic of Capamari is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.511 billion Capamarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Capamarian economy, worth 311 trillion Star Rods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,918 Star Rods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,178 per year while the poor average 23,701, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

The urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capamari's national animal is the Fire Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capamari is ranked 53,676^th in the world and 1^st in Capamari for Safest, scoring 102.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.