The Celtic Confederate of Canovium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glyndŵr with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.785 billion Canovas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maes-teg. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canoviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion Credyds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,451 Credyds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canovium's national animal is the Ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristnogaeth.

Canovium is ranked 194,651^st in the world and 889^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,399.36 Standard Monetary Units.