Population | 11.312 billion |
Capital | Ottawa |
Leader | Justin Pierre James Trudeau |
Faith | UnOrthodox Christianity |
Currency | Canardian Dollar |
Animal | Moose |
The Federal Dominion of Canarda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Justin Pierre James Trudeau with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.312 billion Canardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Canardian economy, worth 676 trillion Canardian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,793 Canardian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Both criminals and civilians are DOA, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canarda's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.
Canarda is ranked 250,077th in the world and 7th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Primitive, scoring -153.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Canarda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Canarda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
- : Canarda altered its national flag.
- : Canarda changed its national leader to "Justin Pierre James Trudeau", its motto to "The True North, Strong and Free", and its nation type to "Federal Dominion".
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.