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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,424thMost Pacifist: 1,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,058th
The Democratic Provinces of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
Those who bleed red stand equal beneath the blue sky
Influence
Truckler
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Canadain

Population2.988 billion

CapitalOtterwa
LeaderPresident Elect
FaithEarthism

CurrencyLoonie and Toonie
AnimalMoose

The Democratic Provinces of Canadain is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Elect with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.988 billion Canadainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterwa. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadainian economy, worth 471 trillion Loonie and Toonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,886 Loonie and Toonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Canadain Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Moosedogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadain's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Earthism.

Canadain is ranked 176,435th in the world and 46th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Populations, with 2.99 billion capita.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,424thMost Pacifist: 1,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,058thNicest Citizens: 2,074thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,083rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,369thMost Accessible: 2,447thMost Inclusive: 2,689thTop
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Most Influential: 3,317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,560thSafest: 3,646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,686thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,850thHighest Food Quality: 3,950thBest Weather: 4,111thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,346thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,460thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,525thMost Developed: 5,871stLargest Governments: 6,364thMost Cultured: 6,600thSmartest Citizens: 7,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,434thHealthiest Citizens: 9,029thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,314thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,558thMost Income Equality: 15,389thTop
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Most Secular: 16,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,997thMost Efficient Economies: 21,695thHighest Average Incomes: 22,560th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Moosedogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Canadain voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, the Canadain Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadain, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.

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