The District of Cameroon State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.066 billion Cameroon Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Cameroon Statean economy, worth 872 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 27,212 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,008 per year while the poor average 1,462, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Cameroon State has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Cameroon State in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cameroon State's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cameroon State is ranked 275,849^th in the world and 1^st in Cameroon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.