The Town of Cambrils is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.006 billion Cambrilencs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambrils. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The thriving Cambrilenc economy, worth 189 trillion pessetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,170 pessetas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cambrils's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the CBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors, and public parks are on the upswing. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambrils's national animal is the dog.

Cambrils is ranked 115,254^th in the world and 4,233^rd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,323.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.