The Meow Machine of Calorvia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by The Overmeow with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 827 million Calorvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prrrtopia. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Calorvian economy, worth 46.1 trillion Mew Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,740 Mew Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calorvia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calorvia is ranked 268,178^th in the world and 10^th in Catopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.