The Republic of Calendia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 668 million Calendians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tycalia. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The strong Calendian economy, worth 36.4 trillion Rajuls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,551 Rajuls, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calendia's national animal is the Calendian Reef Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Calendia is ranked 147,444^th in the world and 4^th in United Conservative Aamanateen Republics for Most Developed, scoring 56.25 on the Human Development Index.