The Theocracy of Caleigia is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 240 million Caleigians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The strong Caleigian economy, worth 13.9 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,783 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Man-love is banned in the name of His love, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, the Caleigian government is the world's largest NGO, and Violet blesses the rains down in Warzone Asia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleigia's national animal is the Camel.

Caleigia is ranked 76,742^nd in the world and 14^th in Warzone Asia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.