The Quarterback of Caleb Williams is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.181 billion Caleb Williamsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleb Williamsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion bronze nickels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,122 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

People are turning themselves into worm food, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleb Williams's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caleb Williams is ranked 39,701^st in the world and 1^st in Chicago Bears for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,342.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.