The Democratic States of Cake Cannon 7 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.346 billion Cannoneers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Cannonian economy, worth 32.7 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,281 cakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and even God cannot save you in Cake Cannon 7. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cake Cannon 7's national animal is the cannon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cake Cannon 7 is ranked 229,175^th in the world and 1^st in Khmelnytskyi Oblast for Largest Populations, with 1.35 billion capita.