The Republic of Cake Cannon 67 is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cannon population. The hard-working population of 236 million Cake Cannon 67ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The Cake Cannon 67ian economy, worth 9.49 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,192 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cake Cannon 67's national animal is the cannon.

Cake Cannon 67 is ranked 227,448^th in the world and 1^st in The Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.