The Kingdom of Cair Paravale is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Caspian with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.423 billion Cair Paravaleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narnia. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cair Paravalean economy, worth 389 trillion Lunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,073 Lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aslan has been named as Cair Paravale's national religion, every day's an auto-de-fé day, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cair Paravale's national animal is the Swallow and its national religion is Aslan.

Cair Paravale is ranked 185,868^th in the world and 1^st in Nerdfighteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 274.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.