The Nomadic Peoples of Cafe Algiers is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.857 billion Cafe Algiersians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cafe Algiersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,142 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, large sections of Cafe Algiers have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and wandering Cafe Algiersians are known for their one-track minds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe Algiers's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cafe Algiers is ranked 299,597^th in the world and 5^th in Ghosts of Harvard Square for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.