The Proletariat Paradise of Caetorinn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Taravangian with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 3.27 billion Caetorinnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbranth. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caetorinnian economy, worth 697 trillion Spheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,416 Spheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the official Caetorinnian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and large areas of Caetorinn are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caetorinn's national animal is the Chull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Caetorinn is ranked 161,501^st in the world and 604^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 743.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.