The State of C I A is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.815 billion Agencimen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The powerhouse C I Aian economy, worth a remarkable 2,527 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,409 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,513 per year while the poor average 3,030, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A major religion has been named as C I A's national religion, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, C I A has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of C I A in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. C I A's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

C I A is ranked 314,797^th in the world and 1^st in CIA for Safest, scoring 7.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.