The Twin Peaks of Palaubania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elbilliard Godall with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.086 billion Palaubanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elbowsio. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palaubanian economy, worth 390 trillion MRPS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 126,623 MRPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about their libido as if it were an STD, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palaubania's national animal is the legged 8ball, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is aaron the pool coach.

Palaubania is ranked 12,828^th in the world and 1^st in Greater New Chummingsten Area for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 358.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.