The Transit Authority of Busmaster-General is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 26.594 billion Busmaster-Generals are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, International Aid, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 40.4%.

The Busmaster-Generalite economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion bus tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,766 bus tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Busmaster-General's national animal is the no pets on the bus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Busmaster-General is ranked 178,544^th in the world and 23^rd in Bus Stop for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.92 on the Bus Surprisal Index.