The Free Land of Bushrod Washington is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.741 billion Bushrod Washingtonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Bushrod Washingtonian economy, worth 926 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,884 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,880 per year while the poor average 14,940, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bushrod Washington's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bushrod Washington is ranked 115,214^th in the world and 342^nd in Memeland United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,644.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.