The Republic of Burkini is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning sea turtle population. The hard-working population of 11.792 billion Burkinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The Burkinian economy, worth 524 trillion kauris a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 44,510 kauris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burkini's national animal is the sea turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Burkini is ranked 92,228^th in the world and 2^nd in Thalassa for Largest Black Market, with 2.99 trillion Standard Monetary Units.