The CommonWealth Federation of Bunga mawar is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Nang K Gen s with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.331 billion Mawarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fishnas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bungan economy, worth a remarkable 2,470 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,026 Diamonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,983,724 per year while the poor average 2,721, a ratio of 728 to 1.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Diamonds flood out, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Nang K Gen s shot first, and Fishnas's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bunga mawar's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Bunga mawar is ranked 327,823^rd in the world and 33^rd in Sulawesi for Nicest Citizens, with 0.23 average smiles per day.