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Most Authoritarian: 17,341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,937th
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Buick Enclave

Population2.463 billion

CurrencyDented Tire
AnimalEngine Mouse

The Automobile of Buick Enclave is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.463 billion Buick Enclaveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The thriving Buick Enclavean economy, worth 214 trillion Dented Tires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,924 Dented Tires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, Buick Enclavean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buick Enclave's national animal is the Engine Mouse.

Buick Enclave is ranked 106,853rd in the world and 19th in Automobiles for Most Developed, scoring 60.31 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 17,341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,937thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,409thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,446thNicest Citizens: 31,624thMost Patriotic: 31,909thMost Conservative: 33,105th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Buick Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, Buick Enclavean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Buick Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Buick Enclave, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.

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