The Republic of Buck Kinitand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Steve Irwin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.276 billion Buck Kinitandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadigal. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buck Kinitandian economy, worth 560 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,111 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, and before Steve Irwin all AI are equally undeserving of rights. Crime is totally unknown. Buck Kinitand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buck Kinitand is ranked 190,476^th in the world and 970^th in the Outback for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.