The Miss Sugar Pink of Bubblegum Bitch is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.923 billion Bubblegum Bitchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bubblegum Bitchian economy, worth 129 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,215 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bubblegum Bitch's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bubblegum Bitch is ranked 92,822^nd in the world and 41^st in Prison for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,318.33 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.