The Rogue Nation of BSN89 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.763 billion BSN89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The frighteningly efficient BSN89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,035 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Blanca steals from the rich and gives to the needy, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, cities in BSN89 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN89's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agape.

BSN89 is ranked 328,509^th in the world and 802^nd in Mikes Hope for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -13.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.