The Dominion of Brovnodia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.042 billion Brovnodeses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grachnivob. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brovnodian economy, worth 81.7 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 78,445 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, Brovnodeses no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brovnodia's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brovnodia is ranked 177,785^th in the world and 4,180^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 465.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.