The Empire of Bridget is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Cow population. The hard-working population of 20.06 billion Bridgetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The Bridgetian economy, worth 937 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,720 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bridget's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bridget is ranked 208,369^th in the world and 120^th in Jenny for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 283.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.