The Bluebell Woods Kingdom of Bridge of Allan5 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King N Salerno with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.181 billion Bridge of Allanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenilworth Road. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bridge of Allanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,487 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,871 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

School cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. Bridge of Allan5's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bridge of Allan5 is ranked 118,186^th in the world and 3^rd in Sheriffmuir for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 663.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.