
| Population | 11.916 billion |
| Capital | Buföldvár |
| Leader | President of the Republic György Vaszoly |
| Faith | State atheism |
| Currency | Áling |
| Animal | Mole |
The Democratic Republic of Bredal is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President of the Republic György Vaszoly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.916 billion Bredaliens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buföldvár. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.6%.
The frighteningly efficient bredalien economy, worth a remarkable 7,718 trillion Álings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 647,753 Álings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,642,539 per year while the poor average 11,601, a ratio of 486 to 1.
Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, it's always rabbit season, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bredal's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State atheism.
Bredal is ranked 223rd in the world and 5th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 18,308.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bredal, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six.
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Bredal, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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Bredal, it's always rabbit season.
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Bredal, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
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Bredal, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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Bredal, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
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Bredal, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
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Bredal, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
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Bredal, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
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Bredal, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings.























































