The Deminister of Plenty ☭💀🚩 of Brazue1a is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Deus Imperador do Amor e Democracia Lula with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.9 billion Brazuelans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulagrado. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The sizeable but stagnant Brazuelan economy, worth 51.7 trillion Bolívar-Reais a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,823 Bolívar-Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warning signs caution Brazuelans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazue1a's national animal is the stray dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lulopetismo.

Brazue1a is ranked 291,747^th in the world and 110^th in Flanelistan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.