The Kingdom of Brazad is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.407 billion Brazadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Brazadian economy, worth 282 trillion thalers a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,109 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazad's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brazad is ranked 215,414^th in the world and 76^th in Paperwork for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.