The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.643 billion Younglins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 6,043 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 185,150 Jenson Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,965 per year while the poor average 36,334, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.
Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and only experienced professionals can cheat death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
BrawnGP is ranked 11,893rd in the world and 5th in Wyndia for Largest Black Market, with 406 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
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BrawnGP, only experienced professionals can cheat death.
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BrawnGP, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
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BrawnGP, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
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BrawnGP, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
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BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Cultured.
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BrawnGP, it's a jungle out there.
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BrawnGP, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
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BrawnGP, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Shane Burney.
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BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
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BrawnGP, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.


































































