The Great Nation of Brabodos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gregory Freid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 35.596 billion Brabodese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsfield. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Brabodosian economy, worth a remarkable 8,658 trillion Braboes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,244 Braboes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, a video of Gregory Freid wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brabodos's national animal is the Kingsfield Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Brabodos.

Brabodos is ranked 962^nd in the world and 1^st in Eastern Roman Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,925.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.