The Pacifican Legionnaire of Bown Osmand II is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 15.286 billion Pacifican Soldiers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Pacifican economy, worth 400 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,232 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bown Osmand II's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bown Osmand II is ranked 82,080^th in the world and 1^st in Empire of the Galaxies for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.