The State of Bouei is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.737 billion Boueians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong Boueian economy, worth 972 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,113 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,985 per year while the poor average 9,251, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, surveillance cameras are banned, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and Bouei has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bouei's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bouei is ranked 298,262^nd in the world and 1^st in Republic of Zimbabwe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.