The Republic of Borrhead is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Donald Hunter with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.397 billion Scots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Borrheadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,856 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dining out often involves Deer on the plate no matter what you order, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borrhead's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Borrhead is ranked 286,192^nd in the world and 171^st in United Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 63.1 percentage of bribes refused.