The Old Guard Perditioner of Bootyswana03 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 7.317 billion Bootyswanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The Bootyswana03ian economy, worth 401 trillion Residencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,878 Residencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bootyswana03's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bootyswana03 is ranked 133,399^th in the world and 737^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 517.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.