The Based Defender of Bootyswana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Horizon with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.131 billion Bootyswanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaborone. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bootyswanan economy, worth 633 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,414 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bootyswana's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people, Horizon has killer fashion sense, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bootyswana's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bootyswana is ranked 93,825^th in the world and 112^th in The League for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 66.11 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.