The Free Land of Bonnouveauterre is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pierre L'hommemoyen with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.504 billion Bonnouveauterreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mauvaise-vieille-ville. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bonnouveauterrean economy, worth 635 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,662 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, surveillance cameras are banned, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Bonnouveauterre's national animal is the Greater Bonnouveauterrean Jumping Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bonnouveauterre is ranked 95,987^th in the world and 1^st in Brennauer for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 255.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.