The Democratic Republic of Bogreulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vojmil Polyakov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.611 billion Bogreulians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernivtsi. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bogreulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,203 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Bogreulia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and Bogreulia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bogreulia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bogreulia is ranked 291,003^rd in the world and 1,474^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.