The Resorts of Bodivou Islands is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its fear of technology and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.076 billion Bodivians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niku Hiva. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Bodivou Islandsian economy, worth 258 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,896 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime is almost non-existent. Bodivou Islands's national animal is the sun conure parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bodivou Islands is ranked 35,964^th in the world and 1^st in Ryazan Oblast for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,758.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.