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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,065thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,478thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,569th
The Landgraviate of
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Non semper erit aestas
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Bodanwald

Population11.612 billion

CapitalKieselberg
LeaderEberwin Von Bressen
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyMark
AnimalGreat cormorant

The Landgraviate of Bodanwald is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Eberwin Von Bressen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.612 billion Bodanwalders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kieselberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The all-consuming Bodanwalder economy, worth 962 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 82,902 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,582 per year while the poor average 16,549, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

What citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bodanwald's national animal is the Great cormorant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Bodanwald is ranked 15,280th in the world and 1st in Pelagus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 75,773.04 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,065thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,478thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,569thMost Primitive: 4,296thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,280thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 22,293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,328thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,528thBest Weather: 25,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31,671st

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  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Bodanwald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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