The Queen Victorian Community of Blue Booted Bobbies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 42.326 billion Pennsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Penzance. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pennsanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,860 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 162,091 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Booted Bobbies's national animal is the blue footed booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Queen Victoria.

Blue Booted Bobbies is ranked 48,921^st in the world and 9^th in South America for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,983.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.