The Concept of Blorbo Bleebus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Blinky Bloonky II with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.36 billion Blorbo Bleebusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blorbo Bleebusian economy, worth 718 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,887 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime is totally unknown. Blorbo Bleebus's national animal is the Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thighanity.

Blorbo Bleebus is ranked 3,634^th in the world and 2^nd in The Sands for Nicest Citizens, with 54.08 average smiles per day.