The Republic of Blooded is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.472 billion Bloodedians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Bloodedian economy, worth 358 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,374 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,411 per year while the poor average 6,336, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blooded's national animal is the hawk.

Blooded is ranked 291,774^th in the world and 1^st in Absolutas empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.