The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.9 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,056 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 163,626 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

You can touch grass without leaving your computer, billions are being spent on a new island airport, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 309,181^st in the world and 99^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.