The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.958 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,087 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 164,341 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Blobbem's political rallies, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Blobbem's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 325,264^th in the world and 86^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.