The Teyrnir of Blissyria is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Teyrn Nakiros vos Hoten with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.623 billion Blissyrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimasq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The strong Blissyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,490 kamas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,933 per year while the poor average 20,941, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'hawkdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the dartboard at the Blissyrian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Teyrn Nakiros vos Hoten's face, prisons in Blissyria are the summer homes of murderers, and loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Blissyria's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Blissyria is ranked 110,331^st in the world and 25^th in Resuscitation for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,295.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.