The Commonwealth of Blindiosla is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 160 million Blindioslans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Blindioslan economy, worth 15.3 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 95,799 Shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,997 per year while the poor average 12,921, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Blindioslan restaurants, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blindiosla's national animal is the Thylacine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blindiosla is ranked 191,003^rd in the world and 110^th in KAISERREICH for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 87.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.