The Kingdom of Black Sabbath is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ozzy with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.475 billion Black Sabbathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabbat. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Black Sabbathian economy, worth 816 trillion Songs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,323 Songs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, cash-strapped Black Sabbathians scour their bodies for fortuitous zits, and Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Sabbath's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Black Sabbath is ranked 110,724^th in the world and 1^st in Black Sabbath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,012.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.